March 20, 2007
Search With Kevin
How lame is this!? Mister ex-Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, has launched - get this - his own search engine!! Not only that, by using his crappy search engine you are automatically entered into a contest to win - get this - tickets to his private birthday party!! Oh Yeah!! The newly launched site proudly proclaims, “Every time you search the web you stand a chance of winning a prize from Kevin Federline. Its that simple. Really.”
Now, I hope I don’t shatter anybody’s opinion of Kevin with this information but I’m sorry to have to tell you he did not actually create the search engine technology himself. Search With Kevin is actually just Yahoo with Kevin’s picture on top, along with his catch phrase, ‘Play With Fire!’ Anyway, needless to say from now on I will be using Search with Kevin exclusively for all my searches, I can’t wait until the search bar comes out for Firefox!